Effin' Birds

Effin’ Birds is the wildly anticipated new entry in the proud tradition of nature writing and bird identification—with a profane twist. Standing (somewhat defiantly) beside classics by Sibley, Kaufman, and Peterson, this hilarious volume features over 150 pages packed with vintage-style, monochrome bird illustrations—each paired with the sharp-tongued wit and unfiltered commentary that made the Effin’ Birds Twitter feed a viral sensation.

Expect gems like “I’m going to need more booze to deal with this week,” alongside deadpan field notes and audacious bird behavior. Plus, in full, glorious color: selections from John James Audubon’s most breathtaking work, reimagined with brutally honest modern life advice.

With never-before-seen birds, brand-new insults, and plenty of attitude, this book is an essential guide for anyone who loves birds—and has no time for anyone’s nonsense.

*Includes Explicit Language*